Whether you give this as a gag gift or a (not-so-) subtle hint, this funny novelty bar of soap will make everyone laugh. This is an actual bar of soap wrapped in novelty paper featuring the product name "Make It Soap", a play on Picard's iconic phrase "Make It So".
The wrapper is space black and includes an image of the captain on the front, along with the product name and the slogan "Earl Grey-scented!" Other images and slogans elsewhere on the bar read "The bath must be drawn here" and "Engaging" and an image of the Enterprise in flight.
This bar of Star Trek soap measures about 2.25" x 1.75" x 1" and weighs about 2oz. In other words, it's quite small. While it is actual soap, it might work best as a conversation starter or display piece for your powder room or guest bathroom.