Funny Star Trek Valentine's Day T-Shirts

Get ready for Valentine's Day on February 14 with these awesome and funny holiday t-shirts made for Trekkers and Trekkies. Wear these officially licensed Star Trek designs for Valentine's Day or any time you want to spread romantic vibes while still getting your geek on. The designs span different Star Trek series so you're sure find the perfect fan shirt for you or your sweetie.

Tuvok Says Love Is Illogical Long Sleeve Tee

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An image of Lieutenant Commander Tuvok appears in shades of pink along with the caption LOVE IS ILLOGICAL. Spoken like a true Vulcan. Shown here on a dark heather grey long sleeve unisex top.

TOS Era You're The Only One For Me Shirt

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This bold all-white text and graphic design pops on a black shirt as shown. Also available in red (not recommended) and other colors. TOS era text reads "You're the Only One in the Galaxy For Me" in all capital letters. The text is highlighted by a simple image of the NCC-1701 Enterprise.

Funny Star Trek You Stun Me Fan T-Shirt

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Phasers set to stun! Big text reads simply "YOU STUN ME" along with an illustrated phaser. The dynamic design is cute to wear when you spend Valentine's Day or any day with your sweetie. Shown here on a navy blue unisex shirt; available in other colors and cuts.

Cute Star Trek Sweethearts Candy T-Shirt

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Colorful Sweethearts style candies are arranged with their Star Trek messages and symbols. The pastel colored hearts are accompanied by Starfleet insignia shapes. Phrases include "Beam Me Up Scotty!" "Make It So" and "Live Long & Prosper".  

Resistance is Futile Valentine's Day T-Shirt

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Locutus of Borg shows up in a heart -- Resistance is Futile! This funny t-shirt design has Captain Picard's Borg designation illustrated in shades of red and inside a heart shape. The ominous message turns romantic. Wear this on Valentine's Day to romance or frighten your sweetie -- it's a fine line.

Happy Easter, Trekkies! Funny Holiday Poems

Happy Easter, Star Trek fans! The annual holiday will take place this coming Sunday, April 9, 2023. Here are a couple of poems to celebrate the day.

Awesome Star Trek Ugly Christmas Sweaters

Get ready for ugly sweater season with your very own Star Trek ugly Christmas top! These funny sweaters, sweatshirts, and long sleeve tops are great for spreading geeky Star Trek fun throughout the holiday season. Find your favorite below.